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THE BEST CHAIN LETTER EVER
Dear Friends,
This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged women.
Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented.
Then bundle up your husband or boyfriend and send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the following list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.
When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 men. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have.
At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 men, of whom 4 were worth keeping. REMEMBER this chain letter brings luck.
One woman's cat died, and the next day she received a hunk.
An unmarried woman living with her widowed mother was able to choose between a Chippendale dancer and an Olympic swimmer.
You can be lucky, too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! One woman broke the chain and got her own husband back again!
Let's keep it going, ladies! Just add your name to the list below!
1. Hillary Clinton
Chappaqua, NY
The Train Ride
In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.
When they left the tunnel, Clinton had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
1) The blonde thought - "That rascal Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face"
(2) The fat lady thought - "That dirty old Bill Clinton laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
(3) Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
(4) George Bush thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that !@#$%& Clinton again".