I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel governmental functionary
with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squeezing out babies.
I don't think shooting guns makes you a killer. I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac in America, you should do it in English.
I don't use the excuse "It's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.
I want to know when MTV became such crap.
I know what the definition of "is" is.
I didn't take the initiative in inventing the Internet.
I think that being a liberal art student doesn't give you any more insight than working at Blockbuster.
I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the package.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to God.
My heroes are John Wayne, Winston Churchill, Ronald Reagan, Norman Schwartzkopf, Colin Powell and whoever canceled "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman."
I don't hate the rich and I don't pity the poor.
I've never owned or was a slave.
I believe a self-righteous liberal with a cause is more dangerous than a 6-year-old with a Play Station.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them.
I like the convenience of buying oranges or newspapers while I'm waiting at a stoplight, and I'm pretty sure the Latino girl selling them to me is glad she no longer lives in a refrigerator-packing crate outside Ensenada.
I think turkey bacon sucks.
I want somebody to explain to me why it's wrong to point out that when I watch a freeway chase, I know the losers the police eventually pull out of the car are not going be honor roll, middle-class high school kids but gang-banging losers.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes a parent with a firm voice and a lot of love.
I like good women, good food and a good bowel movement first thing in the morning, and don't even think about asking me if I want a rice cake.
I'll admit that the only movies that ever made me cry were "Sands of Iwo Jima and "Ole Yeller."
I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting somebody's feelings.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world
to believe otherwise.
